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Halloween jokes.

How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...

Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on a coffinbreak...

What does a child monster call his parents?
Mummy and Deady...

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it's Halloween...

How did the priest make holy water?
He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it...

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

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